Ambrose Kleks—PhD in philosophy and medicine, MA in imaginary affairs and incomprehensible knowledge, famous sage, eccentric and traveller, student of the great Doctor PajChiWo—is accepting new students at his famous Academy. All kids aged 7 or over are invited.
The perfect candidate should have: the head in the clouds, clumsy hands, an aversion to carrots and peas, studying issues, and a name (real or imaginary) starting with the letter ‘A’.
We are looking for: scallywags, rascals, imps and tykes. Especially welcome: weirdos, dreamers and loners.
We offer exquisite teaching methods that consist in opening empty heads and shaking some sense into them. We strengthen our pupils’ memories with raspberry juice and liquor made of freckles. If you want to pass this knowledge on to the generations to come, we invite you to join the School of Dreams, that is, THE ACADEMY OF MR KLEKS!
Alojzy, Gnome, Reptile
Puss in Boots, Reks
Snow White, Tango
Old Witch, Lord