Attention! Attention!
Ambroży Kleks, doctor of philosophy and medicine, master of fictitious matters and incomprehensible knowledge, famous sage, eccentric and traveler, disciple of the great doctor PajChiWo, announces recruitment to the famous Academy. All children from the age of 7 are welcome.
The perfect candidate should have: the head in the clouds, clumsy hands, an aversion to carrots and peas, studying issues, and a name (real or imaginary) starting with the letter ‘A’.
We are looking for naughtiness, urchins, rascals and knobheads. Welcome: weirdos, dreamers, and outliers.
We offer excellent teaching methods involving opening empty heads and filling them with oil. Our students’ memory is strengthened with raspberry juice and a tincture on freckles. Anyone wishing to pass on their knowledge to the next generation is welcome to join the Dream School or Mr KLEK’S ACADEMY!
Jan Brzechwa
Aneta Płuszka
Jacek Zagajewski
Robert Łuczak
Jacek Owczarek
Jerzy Buczyński
Robert Płuszka
Ambrose Kleks
Barber Filip
Adaś Niezgódka
Matthew Starling
Alojzy, Gnome, Reptile
Puss in Boots, Reks
Snow White, Tango
Old Witch, Lord